Smiling Dandy


while already partaking in the act of dipping, one decides to elevate their buzz to a higher level and simultaneously smoke a cigarette.
connor: dude, that guy is totally having a smiling dandy right now. i bet he’s buzzin like crazy!
john: yea…he’s probably gonna die in two weeks.

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