smiling hotdog


when your reciving a bl-w j-b and then taking a dump on the girls chest, an then when your about to c-m you pull out and try to make zig zags on the topp of the sh-t.

then grab her by the ankels and lift her up so the sh-t rolls down into her face from her chest, and that breif moment she grins and says oh my god thats gross.
i met this chick at the bar and i gave her a smiling hotdog.

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