Smiling Neapolitan
this act is both a culinary and s-xual delight. generally starts with an italian meal, then flourishes into a maddening s-xual encounter. as it progresses the woman suggests desert, (neapolitan ice cream) the bar of ice cream is carefully placed between the woman’s legs (pink side up) for obvious reasons. pink represent the v-g-n-, white the taint, and chocolate represent the -n-s. at which time the man eats hardily until the woman smiles with unmistakable conviction.
after dinner i gave sara a smiling neapolitan for desert
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