Smirnoff Cunt


a girl who’s russian and a major b-tch
connor: yo i asked ivanna for a piece of gum

jon: and?

connor: she screamed at me and b-tched me out. then she threatened to call her boyfriend boris on me.

ahmed: typical smirnoff c-nts these days…

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