Smirt


a word used to describe people who flirt while they smoke outside their office buildings or pubs.
g-d that hot chick is such a smirt, i wish i smoked.
a person who looks dorkish ; someone who lacks charisma, funny looking ; strange looking
person 1: -in disgust- look at the way he dresses!!
person 2: he is such a smirt…

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