smiseked


what happens on united when your flight is delayed, your first cl-ss meal is worse than trash, or you only get 2 grapes on the cheese plate due to ceo jeff smisek’s cost cutting.
ex. my flight has been delayed for 48 hours and i’m not getting compensation. it’s been smiseked

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