smishmammered


inspired by the movie knocked up with their smishsmortion clinic and a long night of drinking. its the level of drunk past being hammered but before being totaly wasted. originates from the le cordon bleu, las vegas.
guy one: last night i was so smishmammered that i slept with my ex.
guy two: dude she is a hoe fo sho.

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