smishsmashtershmate


the act of masturbating a puerto rican midget, using carrot top’s s-m-n as lubricant, while having a rhesus monkey toss yo salad.
last weekend my girlfriend was run over by a bus, so i had to smishsmashtershmate.

i ran out of ky, so i had to smishsmashtershmate.

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