a thing we haven’t seen since 2011,when the game didn’t f-cking exist
let’s use some examples…
sol: her 3 is sanctuary basically,can heal herself to half/full health with 1 move -and does damage by the way- a move that hits twice dealing the same damage while using spear of magus so that’s fair.
hel: oh don’t get me started on this b-tch… basically has 6 skills,can heal her team to full in like 3 seconds with the right items (which isn’t hard),oh they have an ares or xbalanque on their team? use your 1 and your out of their ultimates no problem. screw wasting a relic slot for purification,she already has one. oh and her somehow acceptable damage scaling use your 2, 1 then 3 and they are dead.
ao kuang:use your 2 with demonic grip,spear of magus and polynomicon. this will kill someone 100 to 0 someone in like 2 seconds.i’m not even joking its ridiculous. and your ultimate is a 1 hit kill if their hp is at a certain percentage,which is pretty f-cking easy considering how much your 2 alone does.
basically everybody thinks every god is op because they don’t know how to counter them.
except the gods i listed… yeah those gods are c-nts.
this is also inspired by mythymoo.
smite balance? the f-ck is that…
d-mn smite is so balanced i like how they made every god have some type of weakness and strength!
ymir is a guardian but can kill someone in 2 moves… smite balance in a nutsh-ll ladies and gentlemen
a disease where the symptoms are saying “liar” after someone says a sentence guy: hey i just got the new iphon- trumpola infected person: liar
a really nice girl who can find her true love really fast. a solyn can be defined by 2 words pretty asf and little “hey did you see solyn today .” “yea i’m gonna ask her to prom.” “d-mn i was gonna ask her.”
- blanket hoe
when you sleep with someone and they keep stealing your half of the blanket “stop being a blanket hoe, steve im cold!”
there aren’t any definitions for deminica yet. can you define it?
- penguin herd
rightfully named for a group of 4-6 women who waddle like penguins but graze hard like a herd of cattle. they are usually found at the local watering hole once a month to get their feed on. they are extremely hungry and not afraid to show it. only way to qualify as an actual penguin […]