smite balance



a thing we haven’t seen since 2011,when the game didn’t f*cking exist

let’s use some examples…

sol: her 3 is sanctuary basically,can heal herself to half/full health with 1 move *and does damage by the way* a move that hits twice dealing the same damage while using spear of magus so that’s fair.

hel: oh don’t get me started on this b*tch… basically has 6 skills,can heal her team to full in like 3 seconds with the right items (which isn’t hard),oh they have an ares or xbalanque on their team? use your 1 and your out of their ultimates no problem. screw wasting a relic slot for purification,she already has one. oh and her somehow acceptable damage scaling use your 2, 1 then 3 and they are dead.

ao kuang:use your 2 with demonic grip,spear of magus and polynomicon. this will kill someone 100 to 0 someone in like 2 seconds.i’m not even joking its ridiculous. and your ultimate is a 1 hit kill if their hp is at a certain percentage,which is pretty f*cking easy considering how much your 2 alone does.

basically everybody thinks every god is op because they don’t know how to counter them.
except the gods i listed… yeah those gods are c*nts.

this is also inspired by mythymoo.
smite balance? the f*ck is that…

d*mn smite is so balanced i like how they made every god have some type of weakness and strength!

ymir is a guardian but can kill someone in 2 moves… smite balance in a nutsh*ll ladies and gentlemen

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