smith machine


the machine at the gym that looks like a bench press but has guiding rails that keep the barbell in a straight up and down line. use this and your strength and reputation at the gym may suffer.
bro #1: hey you see alan over there working the smith machine?

bro #2: yeah bro, poor guy won’t be getting his swole on any time soon pumping that thing.

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