smithy the toad
smithy the toad was once a man with a large p-n-s, he then go turned into a toad. when this happened he kept the long p-n-s and his been blissed with hoes all of his life as a toad. he cannot walk very well hard or flimsy, but can f-ck like a full grown man
smithy the toad’s erection is 10 inches long.
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