Smithy
a smithy is someone who not only has legendary footy knowledge and arguing skills , but is also regarded as the premier authority on the subject by his peers. looked up to and thouroughly respected , he is the essential die hard fan , never wavering , unfaultering love for his team . he could only ever really support a team like liverpool.
“wow i am really impressed with that guy , i have never seen someone more p-ssionate about his team ”
” yeah , what a smithy .”
“yeah ,oh no here comes josh goodall.”
“oh f-ck yeah , mobiles out.”
a twenty pound note is called a smithy, due to the fact that adam smith, the grandfather of economics, is printed on it.
christof: how much do i tip this waiter?
me: just give him a smithy. that should do it.
christof: hmm, naa i think a darwin is more appropriate.
the final boss of super mario rpg. has two forms:
1. a machine-like pile of white facial hair with eyes.
2. same body, only his head is a metal skull that can transform into either a tank, an iron chest, a question block, or some weird meatal magic head with hands coming out of it.
“come on you puny ants! i’ll crush you all!”-smithy
a very bust boy who is very annoying. he is trying his hardest to be jeeves and know everything. hates a circuit and getting dumped by text. not funny
that guy just got smithy’d
a spontaneously wise poet
his rapping is so smithy and sharp, especially, right on with the truth of the matter.
a bearded legend. this bamf trolls the halls of school like a boss. no child can stand in his way. one glance from him and you’ve got yourself an a+ in being a total loser because this man’s aura will pulsate you into oblivion. not only is he the most bad-ss history teacher on the planet and knows his sh-t, but he’s also the most bad-ss human being who ever chilled. some compare him to chuck norris – i would say that’s an understatement
dude, you know that bamf teacher smithies? i got him for history this year! ftw
woah, im totes jelly. that guy’s like chuck norris!
like chuck norris? bro, that boss is chuck norris!
a girl who goes to smith college in northampton, ma. a smith college lesbian until graduation. intelligent and often connected. usually can’t drive well but can party. not just lugs but slugs.
that smithy was cute! do you think the slug likes guys, or even ice cream a little?
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