smittener
a person who gets people to fall in love with them, or become smitten with them. this can either be intentional or accidental.
-“i really like samantha. i like her a lot.”
-“well of course you do. look at her. she’s totally a smittener.”
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- flaproddery
the process of flipping and flapping your flapcob around. flaproddery is a crime, but i’m not doing time, so snap your sack and smack your crack ’cause i just ate a lime!
- Fleagazm
getting an orgazim about the greatest b-ssist in the planet if not the universe, fleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! signs of fleagazm: saying “fleaaaaaaaaaa” in a very hyper voice every time they hear/see/say anything about or relating (sometime not relating) to flea or b-ss. dude i got the biggest fleagazm when flea played his b-ss solo that lead to […]
- Layup Hoes
the girl at the bar/club that you know you can get with but you just might keep her on ice in case you see a finer girl. like in basketball, a layup is the easiest shot, a three point buzzer beater is the hardest, layup hoes are easy. d-mn man those layup hoes were trippin […]
- Lazy shitter
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