Smitwe


the strategy by which, a pony of colors emulating a rainbow, through most eloquent, yet dire force, doth bring down by means of gravity all whom oppress said pony.
-a form of acrobatic, lightsaber styled action which causes one to trip over ponies.
and, from the skies, brilliant with light cast upon the unworthy, a pony of fully colored mane and n-ble cause came forth, to smitwe the champion of chaos; discord

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