SMLA
suck my liberal a–.
ex. 1
person 1: i support gay marriage.
person 2: according to the bible, g-d says that it’s wrong.
person 1: smla.
sign my life away
guy 1:you should join the military man?
guy 2:yea but i don’t wanna smla just yet.
guy 1:thats cool man.
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