SMND
the girl’s version of smd, smnd means “suck my nonexistant d-ck”
girl 1: ugh you’re such a sl-t! you slept with him on your first date!
girl 2: no i didn’t, where did you hear that?
girl 1: he’s telling everyone that will listen.
girl 2: well he can smnd, cause i didn’t do anything with him last night
acronym for “suck my n-gg-r d-ck”
comes from the root word, smd.
jon knows how to smnd very well.
jonathan smnd now!
smnd like a king.
shuck muh niggierdiack bietch!
dude, stfu and just smnd…
nty? well idc nub, get on your knees now.
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