Smob
to drive very fast and aggressively p-ss someone you are racing/ following.
did you see me smob that weak–ss ‘vette?
suck me off b-tch
ohh you dont like the way im talking to you well you can smob!!
to be an amazing person in all ways and just a really cool guy, the guy right for the job.
really cool person: hey i was talking to hal the other day, he’s sooo cool.
jessica alba: i know right? he’s such a smob.
acronym for the phrase “suck me off b-tch”
oh look at my watch, now that grey’s anatomy is over its time to s.m.o.b.
(verb) to smile while sobbing; smiling and sobbing at the same time – usually from experiencing so much joy that it makes you cry.
also, smobbing or smobbed
after many years of not seeing each other, the two long lost girlfriends found each other at the airport, hugged tightly and uncontrollably smobbed.
used to describe a female who is a p-ssive aggressive frigid f-g hag with chip the size of texas on her shoulder. she will also turn any situation into moaning about how cr-p her life is.
person 1: -tells long winding story about how cr-p her childhood was- i know by posting this i am giving my enemies here ammunition. it would be pretty godd-mn low of any of them to use any of this but if they did, it would show me that they are no better than the people mentioned above, i.e. they are sc-m.
person 2: you are such a smob!
you can use this word in place of any word you want. adjective, verb, noun, whatever.
you are such a smob
i am smobbing you
lets smob!!
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