smobes


the smoke-robes which are lord voldemorts favourite choice of clothing for everyday-wear and special occasions.

robes which appear out of thin air like wisps of smoke and continue to occasionally float about.
ron “ahhhh its you-know-who!!!”
harry ” yeh but check out his new smobes!”

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