smog-check


the act of aggressively licking a woman’s -ss.
when the tech is giving women “smog-checks”, he’s not working on their cars – he’s licking their -sses.
snorting cocaine out of a woman’s -sshole.
hey ox why is your face covered with c-ke?
i just gave angela a smog check!

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