smojob
founded by the great smo. it is when you t-tty-f-ck a girl so hard that her chest bruises very badly and is unable to t-tty f-ck again until the bruises heal.
girl: omg look at my chest its all bruised!
other girl: what happened?!
girl: i got a smojob and i regret it!
a smoking bl-wj-b, or giving head while smoking.
named after smo———————–when too girls suck a guys d-ck at the same time but rather than taking in it in the back of their throat they both suck on the sides of it at once. so they pleasure you and you watch them make out from either side of your d-ck
d-mn those girls gave me the best smojob i’ve ever had, they made me c-m in buckets!!!!
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