smoke meat


a tiny p-n-s
small c-ck
that kid dustin has a smoke meat.
when the lips of a v-g-n- are particularly large, looking like a slab of schwartz’s smoked meat.
“i heard that m-ssé’s girl has the worst smoke meat on the sh-r-.”
n. a p-n-s the size of a ciggarette. to have a smoke meat. uses include insults from afar, relief for a bad day etc.
“hey, smokemeat, shut your f-cking face!”

you: hey baby, wanna see my p-n-s?
your date: holy sh-t! its a smokemeat!! aww, its so cute.
when a male has a extremely under average p-n-s

usually ranging to be 1-2 inches, and is constantly picked on

in some cases a female with an abnormaly above average cl-toris size

can also bean appropriate use for this term
gay fish 1: dude that ryan kid has a smoke meat!!

gay fish 2: i know i saw him walking by in the lockeroom, he’s got a tic- tac in between his legs!!

gay fish 1:haha lets pick on him like we did to logan!!

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