smoke the turkey
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instead of s-x i prefer to smoke the turkey.
after a night out at the bar i like to go home and smoke the turkey.
during office hours my boss likes to sit at his desk and smoke the turkey.
while watching p-rn i enjoy smoking the turkey.
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