Smoke Two Joints


1) a really good song by the punk-reggae band sublime.

2) literally smoking two joints at the same time or one after the other.
she was living in a single room with three other individuals. one of them was a male and the other two? well, the other two were female. g-d only know what they were up to in there. and furthermore, susan, i wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes…reefers.

i smoke two joints in the morning, i smoke two joints at night, i smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.

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