smoked ham


when one partner is getting high while f-cking and when he finishes the blunt he shoves it up the partners -sshole.
i gave yo’ b-tch some smoked ham
3 more definitions
when a woman is wearing a swimming costume and you can see subtle, or not-so subtle fat rolls.
fwoah!! shaved ham!! e-ewww….
when a ham is under the influence of marijuana
look at that smoked ham, he looks like a fat-devil
a half black half white kid.
looks like jodi and jerome are going to have a smoked ham for christmas.

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