Smoked Salmon

while a woman is receiving c-nn-l-ng-s she flatulates and simultaneously either pulls the bed sheets over his head (a dutch oven) or holds his head in place between her legs.
he was going down on her when in horror he realized what he had just heard was not a queef and that she was holding his head down so he could not escape the fumes traveling past her taint into his open mouth. he had tasted smoked salmon.
for the northwest area smoked salmon refers to weed. when the person wants to be discreet such as at work, or in conversation. in other places smoked turkey would suffice
i want some of that delicious smoked salmon. you got any smoked salmon i just ran out. my buddy wants some fish wanna come over and have a fish fry? i need an oz. of smoked salmon. i think i ate to much salmon im wasted!
the act of taking a lit cigar/blunt, sticking it a girls p-ssy, and taking a puff on it.
“hey man you know that sara girl?”
“yeah”
“she let me give her smoked salmon last night with a fatty blunt”
when you get a joint and make a girl smoke it while shes blowing you
puff
puff
blow
blow
i love it when a girl gives me da smoked salmon