Smoked Sausage


a condition that occurs when an aroused male spoons with a female, and rather than voicing her displeasure verbally she proceeds to fart on the males engorged member as it rests between the cheeks of her -ss. the smoked sausage usually serves as the final negative reb-ttal to an unwanted s-xual advance.
ben’s smoked sausage stands as the definitive proposition refusal. never again will he place his engorged c-ck between the -ss cheeks of a peacefully sleeping co-ed
when a man f-cks the hole people get in their throat from smoking too much.
oh man joe gave smoking sally a smoked sausage yesterday!

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