smoked trout
you ever had that feeling, where you’re sitting next to a girl and you just know what her p-ssy is like? you never actually saw it, but you can sense the essence of it, just from your intuitive nature. well, a smoked trout is when you have that feeling and your instincts lead you to believe that the girl next to you has a p-ssy which smells at all fishy. on the scale of fishiness, even if its only a 1 out of 100, thats still a smoked trout you’re dealing with. then you can go on and call that person a smoked trout whenever you want. it has nothing to do with whether or not you are right, since after you tell them that they are a smoked trout, chances are that you wont ever get to find out first hand… just the fact that you genuinely 100% thought that they had a smoked trout, makes them a smoked trout.
lindsay lohan, samuel l jackson and jonny depp are out to dinner together…lindsay ordered the fish.
lindsay, “mmm this smoked trout is great!”
samuel l jackson, “not from where im sittin”
jonny depp, “lindsay, you’re disgusting”
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