smoker’s vag
a condition due to smoking cigarettes from which the afflicted female’s genitalia becomes more aromatic, loses elasticity, and darkens in pigment.
“bro, did you hook up with melissa last night?”
“ew, no.. i heard she’s got smoker’s vag.”
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