Smokestack Lightning
the act of transferring static electricity from one’s fingertip to the tip of an erect p-n-s
my nanny used to smokestack lightning me before every bath. i could tell my little sister was jealous.
n. the purest form of raw power available to man. it has the ability to transform boring pep rallies from a nursing home-esque school activity to an event similar to a boxing match.
v. to perform the act of getting high-school students interested in land purchases. (see verb formation technique in lightninging)
“wow! i still can believe how much smokestack lightning ambrose has.”
“ever since having been smokestack lightninged by such a wonderful junior cl-ss president candidate, i feel really interested in that empty lot down the street.”
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