Smokey Bacon
putting 2 fingers into your girlfriends nostrils and pulling her nose upward whilst doing her doggy style, thus making her look like a piggy thus smoking the bacon or smokey bacon
last night i pulled a smokey bacon on my girl, she was not happy
slang for cannabis
wanna get some smokey bacon for tonight bro?
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