Smokey Baloney Job


is the act of getting one’s d-ck sucked while wrapped in baloney or other lunch meat, just as the male reaches -rg-sm a smoldering cigarette is introduced to the meatus on the opening of the p-n-s, sealing the p-n-s shut and building up s-m-n, which will make -rg-sm much more enjoyable . the step is then repeated with out the cigarette.
lonely man: how much for a sbj.

prost-tute: da f-ck is that?

lonely man: you know a smokey baloney job.

prost-tute: oh ok 50 bucks, but i got no baloney.

italian butcher: it’s fine you could buy some prosciutto.

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