smokey chokey bum wank


also known as the mike r.a.e. special. it is exactly what it says on the tin. u will need a friend for this one. smoke a tabby, get your friend to choke you, poke your -ss and toss yourself off. if you have no mates you could choke yourself with a rope.
sergeant man t-ts gave me the best smokey chokey b-m w-nk of my life. he is so strong but his hands were so soft

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