smokey the fuckin bear
a bear who will burn your -ss so bad, you’re gonna say “owe! some bear just burned my -ss”
example 1 –
guy: wanna f-ck?
guy2: depends, are u smokey the f-ckin bear?
example 2-
“only you can stop me, smokey the f-ckin bear, from stopping you from starting me to stop you from starting my own forrest fires.”
example 3-
guy1: hi, i’m smokey the f-ckin bear.
h-m-capian cross-dresser: you’re also high as a duckling.
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