smoking david
as in david and goliath, a smoking david is a man with a small c-ck who when a woman sees it says “oh that’s tiny” but then through a fierce determination knocks the walls out of a v-g-n-.
omg gina, his d-ck was sooo small, but after i screwed him i couldn’t walk straight for a month! he surprised me with his smoking david!
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