smoking elephant
n. a man, most likely inebriated, pulls out his pockets, in order to create the effect of elephant ears, and then removes his uncirc-msized p-n-s from his pants. he then must place a lit cigarette into his foreskin. this is the trunk of the smoking elephant. to finish it off, a loud elephant noise must be made to get the attention of everyone around to see “the smoking elephant.”
then that drunk -sshole robb did the smoking elephant. we got kicked out of the bar, but it was worth it.
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