smoking starfish


the act of parting your -ss cheeks and pressing your -ss against a gl-ss shower door/window/etc. exposing the chocolate starfish and farting causing a steamy residue on the gl-ss itself, thereby making the chocolate starfish to look as if it were smoking.
i pressed my -ss against the shower door the other day and farted, my wife exclaimed that it looked like asmoking starfish

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