Smoking Topaz


an attractive girl or lady in the context of where you are in the world. if you are deployed in afghanistan then almost any girl is a smoking topaz whereas back at home you wouldn’t look at most of them.
hey look bro that’s one smoking topaz over there.

no way man i’ve seen better looking chimps.
yeah maybe you haven’t been here long enough.

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