Smoky Texan


when a female performs oral s-x on a male, then just as he is about to come, pulls out a lighter and lights a fart he has been holding in. this culminates in a combo -rg-sm/fart fireball. this is the infamous smoky texan.
“have your zippo and some tissues on standby love, i really feel like a smoky texan tonight.

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