Smoliver
anyone who looks like, acts like, our just might be dwight schrute.
is that the guy from the office?? no, it’s smoliver.
a term used to refer to a person who asks for a bite, lick or taste of something and then consumes the entirety- all of it. originates from the english language phrases “some” and “all of it”.
g-d, you’re such a smoliver! i offered you a bite and you ate the whole thing!
i just wanted smolivit.
while performing v-g-n-l or -n-l s-x “doggy style”, the act of withdrawing the p-n-s and -j-c-l-t-ng on the small of a woman’s back.
guy: how do you want me to finish?
girl: i want you to smoliver
i was doing this girl and had the most powerful smoliver of my life
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