smoobies


sweaty man b–bies. much like moobies, but far worse.
i’ve noticed that since i’ve begun to lose weight, my smoobies are getting smaller. what should i do?
created as an alternative word for ‘br–sts’ or ‘b–bies’ or ‘t-tties’. some say it denotes ‘smooth b–bies’, but this is not always the case, for all women have smoobies but they are not all smooth.
‘does this shirt make my smoobies look bigger?’

‘i wish my smoobies were smaller..’

‘gimme dem smoobies!’

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