smooch hanger


a “yes” man. a person who hangs around someone popular or perhaps influential status and is always kissing their -ss.
samantha is such a smooch hanger. she never stays at her desk or gets any of her work completed because she is always clinging on to mr. big.

jack is making a fool of himself by blatantly sucking up to his rich neighbor. i am embarr-ssed for him because he is a silly smooch hanger!

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