Smoochie Muffin
1. pet name for your girlfriends, who are the s-xiest, coolest, most fun group of b-tches on the planet.
2. word used to describe s-xy women.
guy: “we were supposed to hang last night, where were you?”
girl: “sorry sugar, i had better things to do. i was out with my smoochie m-ffins.”
guy 1: “d-mn dude, did you see rachel, kelly and angela tonight?”
guy 2: “yeah, they are definitely the hottest smoochie m-ffins here.”
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