Smoochy-Pants
term of endearment used by girls to describe their best friend’s hot, gorgeous new boyfriend/someone they are smitten with.
can be used directly to the new boyfriend in question to embarr-ss them.
smoochy-pants are always gorgeous.
how’s it going with smoochy-pants?
hey smoochy-pants, nice trainers!
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