Smooger


an acc-mulation of excessive semi-dried nasal mucus (boogers) as a result of breathing pollution (e.g. smog).
d-mn, the smog in mexico city causes some wicked smoogers.
the disgusting droplet of goo that forms at the end of a dog’s p-n-s; combination of the words “sm-gm-” and “booger”; also, any form of wiener by-product resulting from poor hygeine
eww, fido, lick that smooger off before it gets on the furniture.

dude, you better wash yourself before you end up with a smooger.

you left a smooger on the sheets. go take a shower.
a washed up girls whose curtains are overused and smell of rotting fish falling out of a waist dump.

(variation: smoodger)
holy sh-t…..she is a smooger!

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