Smooked


the act of scr-w-ng someone over in special regards to money.

also known as jewing someone.
i just got smooked!
the act of being said h-llo to by a random person on twitter who does not make any effort to contribute any other form of interesting content to the conversation.
oh man, i just got smooked!

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