Smooshy Face
a person, usually a male, who has a fresh shaven head resembling a squashed tomato. it is often hard to describe but obvious when seen, described only as being ‘smooshy’ and ‘smooshy face’ because for some reason the word face and not head comes to mind.
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a really short distance from the shaven scalp from a person’s eyes a.k.a having a short forehead.
chris! you got a new haircut! you’re so smooshy! you have got a smooshy face!
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