Smootch


1. a kiss.

typically a light-hearted or even platonic kiss — but can refer to any type of kiss.

2. a favorite term for dirty old friend-of-the-family “uncles” or “aunts” to use when drunk at gatherings.
1. after their date sally gave joe a smootch on the cheek and they parted ways for the evening.

2. “hhhey shweety, hhow ’bout a lil smootch for old uncle arnie, eh?”
the combination of alcohol and cocaine. usually injected through the r-ct-m via a turkey baster.

due to the number of blood vessels in close proximity to the intestinal wall, the alcohol and cocaine makes its way directly into the blood stream and reduces the effects of a hangover.
“dude, have you ever tried using smootch? it’s insane!”
what you say to someone when they are blocking your way and you want to politely ask them to move.
–john’s big grill is all up in the hallway and amy comes along–

amy- “smootches johnny boy!”
john- “oh, terribly sorry mam!”

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