Smooth as a Baby’s Chuff
what’s the difference between the skin on a baby’s bottom and the skin on its v-g-n- ? nothing.
extremely smooth.
smik: nice skinhead !!
shaun: yea man run your hand along it, it’s as smooth as a baby’s chuff!!
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