smooth as eggs
when a male injects botox into his b-lls and then walks around looking for ball suckers
“excuse me miss, but do you suck b-lls?”….the answer is usually no…so he then replys with “well what about these b-lls?” as he whips em out….she then will most likely reply with “oh my god, those b-lls are as smooth as eggs! yes, i’ll suck those b-lls!”
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