smooth fart


to not give a d-mn; to not care one way or the other; to not give a sh-t; to not care what someone does given a choice of two options; the opposite of a chinese firecracker fart

originally from “the soloist” when robert downey jr’s character tells jamie foxx’s character nonchalantly, “i don’t give a smooth fart whether your stay or go.”
dude 1: “which computer are you gonna buy? laptop or desktop?.”

dude 2: “man, i don’t give a smooth fart which one i get as long as they both play world of warcraft and i can update my facebook page.”

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